You have been maried too long when:

Three women  friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a  long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually  drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much  discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some sexy role playing. The  following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl  leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my  boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had  left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings  and stiletto heels.. We made mad passionate love on  his desk right then and there!' The engaged  woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got  home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,  black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so excited that we not only made  love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date! The  married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning..... I  made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a  long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into  a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch  stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action. When my  husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and  yelled "Hey, Batman, what's for  dinner?"