Liquid Assets

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you willhave $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,you will have $0.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Wachovia Bank one year ago,you will have $71 today.But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank allthe beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, youwill have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drinkheavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons ofalcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!Makes you proud to be an American!